To the Editor:

As Joe Biden slips into extinction after being expulsed from a second run for president by Democratic Party power brokers, his DEI vice president, Kamala Devi Harris, has been thrust into first place.

Ms. Harris’s lackluster career in politics only began to blossom after she began making herself available to California State Assembly Speaker Willie Brown.

Ms. Harris is the quintessential DEI hire, ethically flexible coupled with a mindless willingness to espouse any political belief, no matter how fantastical it may be, including becoming a de facto pro-Hamas stooge.

Harris is also known for an unsettling cackle that sounds like a cross between a hyena and Pennywise the Clown and the stunning skill with which she managed the southern border. She is also an expert at reciting the most nonsensical, hysterically funny word salad that sounds like something from an old Saturday Night Live Skit.

Is this all the Democratic Party has to offer America? A woman-child with a skillset better suited to doing cartoon voiceovers.

If so, I think I’ll pass.

Gregory Bontrager

Hutchinson